Tuesday, March 17, 2009



You know you are Irish if:

  • You will never play professional basketball
  • You swear very well
  • At least one of your cousins holds political office
  • You think you sing very well
  • You have no idea how to make a long story short
  • You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf
  • There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone
  • Much of your food was boiled
  • You have never hit your head on the ceiling
  • You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling
  • You're strangely poetic after a few beers
  • You're poetic a lot
  • You will be punched for no good reason... Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations
  • Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her
  • Many of your sisters are named Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary... and one is named Mary Catherine Elizabeth
  • Someone in your family is incredibly cheap It is more than likely you
  • You don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing
  • You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge"
  • You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency
  • There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party
  • You are, or know someone, named "Murph" If you don't know Murph, then you know a "Mac" or a "Mc"
  • If you don't know Murph, Mac or Mc, then you know "Sully"
  • You'll probably also know Sully McMurphy

~Wish I was back here with these cool peeps~




HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY EVERYONE!

3 comments:

Miss_Nobody said...

heh FUN! lol I was wondering where you are.You okay?

sayrem said...

im not irish, but i did say yes to many above. :)

我 moi said...

hehe very cute :) gotta love the Irish :) their grand :) happy new year to you :) !